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Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:03 pm
by patchz
Don't have a spoon? I can fix that.

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Seatbelt broken? I can fix that.

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New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that.

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Electrical problem? I can fix that.

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Car stereo stolen? I can fix that.

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that.

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No ice chest? I can fix that.

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Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that.

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Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that.

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Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that.

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Electric stove broken and can't heat coffee? I can fix that.

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Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that.

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Display rack falling over? I can fix that.

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WTF?

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Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that.

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Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that.

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Cables falling behind desk? I can fix that.

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Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:29 pm
by CHUCK79
Holy crap.....MacGyver would be astonished with some of those :o
Good stuff ;D

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:30 pm
by DaveSims
That last one I am going to have to do at work tomorrow.  I am always losing the cables.

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:58 pm
by patchz
[quote]That last one I am going to have to do at work tomorrow.

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:05 pm
by Romulus111VADT
;D

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:16 pm
by B-Valvs
[quote]That last one I am going to have to do at work tomorrow.

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:05 pm
by patchz
I think Brandon has a future in advertising. ::)

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:32 am
by B-Valvs
[quote]I think Brandon has a future in advertising. ::)

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:49 am
by patchz
Or maybe comedy. ::)

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:06 am
by CHUCK79
There is bound to be.......fives...maybe tens of dollars to be made here :o :o
Sign me up ;)

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:14 am
by TacitBlue
The one about the steering wheel is actually pretty common. A lot of mail men on rural routes where they have to use their own car do that so that they can sit on the right side and easily reach the mail boxes. The whole rig is sold as a kit. ;)

My Mom is a mail man... mail woman... letter carrier, but she only has an extra break pedal on the right side, no steering wheel.

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:55 am
by patchz
The one about the steering wheel is actually pretty common. A lot of mail men on rural routes where they have to use their own car do that so that they can sit on the right side and easily reach the mail boxes. The whole rig is sold as a kit. ;)

My Mom is a mail man... mail woman... letter carrier, but she only has an extra break pedal on the right side, no steering wheel.

I've always been amazed at the letter carriers in rural areas that have to drive that way. With power windows, I think I would just use one of those grabber sticks.
http://www.amazon.com/32-Reacher-Grabbe ... B0016P1VT2

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:35 pm
by Ang2dogs
I use to use my combat boots to hold up my iron to make soup and coffee when they took away our microwaves, (cause some S#!tbirds didn't keep theres clean). And if your buddy let you borrow there iron you could make grill cheese sandwiches, just make sure you sprayy on the Pam, not the starch ;D

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:44 pm
by H
My Mom is a mail man... mail woman... letter carrier, but she only has an extra break pedal on the right side, no steering wheel.
[color=#003300]Most of us would rather a brake pedal... things fall apart easily enough on their own

Re: Men can fix anything...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:43 pm
by TacitBlue
[quote][color=#003300]Most of us would rather a brake pedal... things fall apart easily enough on their own