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This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:11 pm

.....it's pretty darn sad. But this picture about sums up the problem.
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby H » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:25 pm

Another impending problem here... after you've mortgaged the home, will it have bought you enough fuel to get back home?


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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby expat » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:59 pm

I dream of paying American gas prices :-[

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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Groundbound1 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:18 pm

I dream of paying American gas prices :-[
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I've travelled a bit, and I DO understand what you mean. As high a price as we think we pay, it's still very often just a fraction of what other countries do. However, ("rich, spoiled," American statement in...3,2,1,) imagine your fuel prices today, and add 30-40% more to it in 6 months time. That's just about how it hit us. For me, it isn't really the price that bothers me, it's the rate at which the price is INCREASING that's unsettling.
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Steve M » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:52 pm

And they make us pump our own fuel, check our own oil, and wake up the kid in the kiosk so we can pay them.  ::)
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:50 am

I dream of paying American gas prices :-[Matt

I've travelled a bit, and I DO understand what you mean. As high a price as we think we pay, it's still very often just a fraction of what other countries do. However, ("rich, spoiled," American statement in...3,2,1,) imagine your fuel prices today, and add 30-40% more to it in 6 months time. That's just about how it hit us. For me, it isn't really the price that bothers me, it's the rate at which the price is INCREASING that's unsettling.



To think, my grandfather griped about paying .15 cents a gallon back in the 1930's and my dad complained about paying about .40 cents per gallon in the 1960's. In the 1970's it was around .60 cents a gallon. In the 1980's it was about .70 cents a gallon.

So it took an average of 10 years to go up about .10 cents per gallon. Nowadays it can go up .10 cents in a single day because speculators panic if someone in the oil industry is seen scratching his ass with the wrong hand.
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:37 am

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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:35 am

http://205.252.250.26/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1298366248


Goes to show you that both sides of the pond have their fair share of smartass's....lmao. I guess on this side we have more grades and more chances to pull a prank.

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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby patchz » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:56 pm

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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:07 pm

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The ole apatosaurus (brontosaurus) keeled over dead, more oil for the future....lmao.

Allot has changed since it's creation in 1932... ::)

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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby DaveSims » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:43 pm

$82 to fill up my truck last night.  I almost went home and cried.  My only saving grace, I live four short miles from work, so that will last me the better part of the month.
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:52 pm

[quote]$82 to fill up my truck last night.
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Steve M » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:13 pm

131 bucks yesterday to fill up my Chevy V8 cargo van.
I average a tank fill up every 3 to 4 days for work.
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:39 am

I guess in a strange way, I'm lucky I'm disabled. I only drive my truck 12 miles a week on average. A half tank of fuel normally lasts me a good month or two.

The mechanics at the dealership laugh at me every April when I bring my truck in for inspection. I normally don't make the average of 3,000 miles per year fro the routine oil change. So my oil changed every April whether it needs it or not.

My 1999 truck just last weekend topped 60,000 miles. The first 48,000 were put on it between 1999 and 2001. So the last 12,000 miles has taken me 10 years to put on it; that averages to 1,200 miles per year! Darn...  :o

Crap, I might as well sell the darn thing! All it is anymore is yard art!  ::)
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Re: This isn't really a joke.....

Postby patchz » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:58 am

[quote]I guess in a strange way, I'm lucky I'm disabled. I only drive my truck 12 miles a week on average. A half tank of fuel normally lasts me a good month or two.

The mechanics at the dealership laugh at me every April when I bring my truck in for inspection. I normally don't make the average of 3,000 miles per year fro the routine oil change. So my oil changed every April whether it needs it or not.

My 1999 truck just last weekend topped 60,000 miles. The first 48,000 were put on it between 1999 and 2001. So the last 12,000 miles has taken me 10 years to put on it; that averages to 1,200 miles per year! Darn...
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