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Bud Lite Drunk

Postby patchz » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:06 pm

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue
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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Re: Bud Lite Drunk

Postby Steve M » Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:00 pm

;D ;D Classic!
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Re: Bud Lite Drunk

Postby expat » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:58 am

Brilliant  ;D ;D

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Bud Lite Drunk

Postby CHUCK79 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:12 pm

I'm not sure if it's o.k. to laugh out loud or not (my wife is very near) ;D ;D ;D
Along the same lines though: Q)What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
                            
                                        A)Nothing...........you already told her twice :) :-X
                  
                                        
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Re: Bud Lite Drunk

Postby expat » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:33 am

[quote]: Q)What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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