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[center]A Poem About Farts

A fart can be quiet,
a fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud

It never fails, whenever I think the coast is clear to let one loose, someone will show up right after.. 

[quote]It never fails, whenever I think the coast is clear to let one loose, someone will show up right after..

Rom, whatever is wrong with you is no little thing

Rom, whatever is wrong with you is no little thing

Hey, I'm rather enjoying my slow descent into madness....

I suppose you have seen this one? (Oldie but good)


An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

This is how I successfully blamed a fart on a cat:

Where I went to trade school, they had a cat that lived in the shop. Once in a while he would do his business in some random place and not in the litter box. So one day I was working on something alone in the shop and I let one rip. Not ten seconds later my instructor (who had a habit of sneaking up on people) appeared right next to me and told me something about what I was working on. After he finished what he was saying he announced "They need to get rid of that cat, this place is starting to stink." To which I replied "oh yeah, that nasty cat!". I don't know how I kept a straight face, but after he left the shop I doubled over laughing.

I suppose you have seen this one? (Oldie but good)


An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

LOL....

This is how I successfully blamed a fart on a cat:

Where I went to trade school, they had a cat that lived in the shop. Once in a while he would do his business in some random place and not in the litter box. So one day I was working on something alone in the shop and I let one rip. Not ten seconds later my instructor (who had a habit of sneaking up on people) appeared right next to me and told me something about what I was working on. After he finished what he was saying he announced "They need to get rid of that cat, this place is starting to stink." To which I replied "oh yeah, that nasty cat!". I don't know how I kept a straight face, but after he left the shop I doubled over laughing.

My ex-wife asked me once if I'd cut one. Well, considering I was the only one in the room at the time and it was just her and I in the house. I said, "Nope, it was the dog." A few minutes later I hear, "But we don't have a dog?"

She was quick....