A Poem

[Romulus111VADT]

[center]A Poem About Farts

A fart can be quiet,
a fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud

[Steve M]

It never fails, whenever I think the coast is clear to let one loose, someone will show up right after.. 

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote]It never fails, whenever I think the coast is clear to let one loose, someone will show up right after..

[ozzy72]

Rom, whatever is wrong with you is no little thing

[Romulus111VADT]

Rom, whatever is wrong with you is no little thing

Hey, I'm rather enjoying my slow descent into madness....

[Steve M]

I suppose you have seen this one? (Oldie but good)


An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

[TacitBlue]

This is how I successfully blamed a fart on a cat:

Where I went to trade school, they had a cat that lived in the shop. Once in a while he would do his business in some random place and not in the litter box. So one day I was working on something alone in the shop and I let one rip. Not ten seconds later my instructor (who had a habit of sneaking up on people) appeared right next to me and told me something about what I was working on. After he finished what he was saying he announced "They need to get rid of that cat, this place is starting to stink." To which I replied "oh yeah, that nasty cat!". I don't know how I kept a straight face, but after he left the shop I doubled over laughing.

[Romulus111VADT]

I suppose you have seen this one? (Oldie but good)


An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

LOL....

This is how I successfully blamed a fart on a cat:

Where I went to trade school, they had a cat that lived in the shop. Once in a while he would do his business in some random place and not in the litter box. So one day I was working on something alone in the shop and I let one rip. Not ten seconds later my instructor (who had a habit of sneaking up on people) appeared right next to me and told me something about what I was working on. After he finished what he was saying he announced "They need to get rid of that cat, this place is starting to stink." To which I replied "oh yeah, that nasty cat!". I don't know how I kept a straight face, but after he left the shop I doubled over laughing.

My ex-wife asked me once if I'd cut one. Well, considering I was the only one in the room at the time and it was just her and I in the house. I said, "Nope, it was the dog." A few minutes later I hear, "But we don't have a dog?"

She was quick....