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Customer: Hi, how much is your paint?
Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends.
Customer: Depends on what?
Clerk: Actually, a lot of things.
Customer: How about giving me an average price?
Clerk: Wow, that

It's so true, it's sad.

Clerk: The dry paint will be on sale tomorrow. If you need wet paint we can get it shipped in for a nominal fee. And would you like the first class brush or the economy brush? 

What he said!