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So you think english is confusing? Watch this:
# Hello, are you there?
# Yes, who are you please?
# I'm Watt.
# What's your name?
# Watt's my name.
# Yes, what's your name?
# My name is John Watt.
# John what?
# Yes, are you Jones?
# No I'm Knott.
# Will you tell me your name then?
# Will Knott.
# Why not?
# My name is Knott.
# Not what?
# Not Watt, Knott.
# What?

Almost as good as the classic, "Who's On First". 

The movie Airplane! comes to mind....

...Oveur