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My sister sent me this the other day. Very good 

Annoying: Getting a seat next to someone who has had a bad morning and wants to tell you about it.
Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.
Annoying: The audience type heckler who has had too good of a holiday and wants to answer every anouncement from the cabin.
Annoying: The one with the weak bladder always, always, gets the window seat.

Makes me want to kill myself:  The kid on board that starts crying, then sets off a chain reaction of kids crying.


STOP FLYING WITH YOUR D*** KIDS >:( >:( >:(

Annoying: The one with the weak bladder always, always, gets the window seat.

Window seat isn't the worst.
I remember when I was flying back from San Francisco, and I got stuck in the very middle seat of a 777, with two people either side of me. It got particularly bad when I needed the toilet and they were asleep. At least I waited for them to wake up, but it was not a nice experience.

Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.

Annoying: When your name is Ewan McGregor and they want to 'take you to one side' because you starred in a film about drugs 

Annoying: The one with the weak bladder always, always, gets the window seat.

Window seat isn't the worst.
I remember when I was flying back from San Francisco, and I got stuck in the very middle seat of a 777, with two people either side of me. It got particularly bad when I needed the toilet and they were asleep. At least I waited for them to wake up, but it was not a nice experience.

Push the attendant button overhead and ask for an empty bottle of water!  8-)

Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.

Annoying: When your name is Ewan McGregor and they want to 'take you to one side' because you starred in a film about drugs

Or someone I know getting questioned in Turkey after trying to bring home lots of varieties of teas in white bags along with alcohol.

Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.

Annoying: When your name is Ewan McGregor and they want to 'take you to one side' because you starred in a film about drugs

Annoying...People in first and business class that take an hour to put their junk away blocking the aisle for us 200 cattle class passengers that just want to get to our @#$%)(*&^ seats.