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-Based on all the swastikas carved into bathroom stalls, NAZIs must be the most constipated people on earth.

-Digestively speaking, isn't every fast food joint technically an In-N-Out Burger?

-Hungry Hungry Hippos? Of course they're hungry. It's Africa.

-"I come bearing .gifs." -The Internet

-If the Millenium Falcon is traveling at lightspeed and the Starship Enterprise is traveling at warp speed in the complete opposite direction, how long before I finally find out what a boob feels like?

-My brother is crazy. Crazy like a fox! Yesterday I saw him eating a possum on the side of the road

-I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Sonic, then they took away my substitute teaching license.

-All Alcoholics are Anonymous. After that many drinks, I can't remember my name either.

-Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson. A progression.

-I got a DUI, but in my defense I had no idea I was driving.

-If it ain't broke, then you need to fix your grammar

-If money can't buy happiness, shouldn't pizza, pot & sex be free?

-A true optimist would think the glass is half awesome.

-I walked in on my parents having sex, You should see my face on the video tape

-In school, I gave 110%. No wonder I failed math.

8-)

"-I walked in on my parents having sex, You should see my face on the video tape"


This actually happened to my step son.. Poor kid, 

The first one is hilarious! The rest are pretty good too.

"-If the Millenium Falcon is traveling at lightspeed and the Starship Enterprise is traveling at warp speed in the complete opposite direction, how long before I finally find out what a boob feels like?"