Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:49 pm
'What, you have to close the course? Oh, how unfortunate'
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:49 pmRe: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:00 pmI should remember that excuse the next time I play a bad game.
'What, you have to close the course? Oh, how unfortunate'
'What, you have to close the course? Oh, how unfortunate'
Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:39 amSounds like something that should be out of Caddyshack, not the news.
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Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:56 amNow I don't feel so bad about the time I shanked one that ricocheted off a tree and stunned some poor guy coming up to the tee on the cart path
Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:45 pmSomeone I know got a golf ball to the mouth. 
Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:50 pmGolf is such a flirtatious game -- all you golfers start right off with your tees; no wonder you set off sparks and the game goes to blazes!
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Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:56 pmI broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.
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Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:22 pm[quote]I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.
Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:07 pm[quote][quote]I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.
Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:26 amNever forget O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law "Murphy was an optimist" 
Re: Golfer sets course on fire....
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:49 pmNever forget O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law "Murphy was an optimist"
Isn't that O'Toole's picture beside the definition of pessimist in the dictionary?
Or would that be Mark O'Toole of Frankie Goes To Hollywood?