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From my internet browsing......


"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to
harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
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"Today's word is legs... spread the word."
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"It takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."
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"Remember it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 to pull the
trigger on a decent sniper rifle."
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"They'd be all over it like Oprah on a ham."
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"I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.
Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids."

[color=#000000]#1 is the best.

"Remember it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 to pull the
trigger on a decent sniper rifle."

And that's when all the smilin' (except for mine) stops

[quote]"Remember it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 to pull the
trigger on a decent sniper rifle."

And that's when all the smilin' (except for mine) stops

"Today's word is legs... spread the word."

My next pick-up line