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That awful feeling of being stranded.....

I've done that.  8-)

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I've done that.

Bet you leave the seat up too, huh......

Yes I do! 

And my wife has left the bruises on me to prove it. 

Bet you leave the seat up too, huh......

Yes I do!

Even comes equipped with a Baday function so you can pressure wash....

I really hope, I never get to experience one of those.  :-/

Even comes equipped with a Baday function so you can pressure wash....

I really hope, I never get to experience one of those.

OUCH! 



I guess it's better than having the sidewalk wash from some homeless guy. 

Those Japanese toilets have automatic lids also. This could be a serious problem when your trying to stand and deliver. Then there's a malfunction and the lid starts popping up and down. Not a good time for big Jim and the twins the get slapped ....

Japanese toilets are brilliant!

One fountain for the rear exit and one for the ladies as well...... Now press the wrong one as a male......and your balls will be very very wet....but fortunately the toilet will blow dry them as well.....and they come with heated seating as well! 


Loved them when I was in Japan....and didn't even press the lady wash!

Imagine how confused the average american would be if confronted with such a device. 

I can think of a few though, that would probably abuse that blow dry function.  :-/

If I were to encounter the unthinkable, ie running out of lavatory consumables, I'd head straight to the internet, load up an un-named forum, pick a page and print it off. Far quicker than a walk to the shops (impersonating John Wayne) and much more satisfying...

Yea, I get that car wash type of visual.

The problems of whether to wax or the underbody spayed with anti-rust treatment.

The ole beater brushes come up and ..... .....scrub everything squeaky clean then the..... .....blow dryer......

Freudian slip?

Perhaps it was caused by the thought of having you're unmentionables attacked by a car wash?

I remember once over-hearing a conversation between two old ladies on a market a few years ago...

1: "Ooooh.. look. Toilet brushes on special offer"
2: "Don't bother, they might be cheap but they're no good"
1: "Why?"
2: "I bought one last week... I'm persevering, but the old man's gone back to paper....."



Take your time...

Yea, I get that car wash type of visual.

The problems of whether to wax or the underbody spayed with anti-rust treatment.

The ole beater brushes come up and ..... .....scrub everything squeaky clean then the..... .....blow dryer......

Freudian slip?

Perhaps it was caused by the thought of having you're unmentionables attacked by a car wash?

lmao, that was suppose to be "sprayed"....

Spaying is for females and neutering is for males, a eunuch in human males, aka a very depressed man....