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Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:35 pm
by Romulus111VADT
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That awful feeling of being stranded..... :D

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:39 pm
by ShaneG_old
;D ;D

I've done that.  8-)

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:41 pm
by Romulus111VADT
[quote] ;D ;D

I've done that.

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:42 pm
by ShaneG_old

Bet you leave the seat up too, huh...... ;D

:D



Yes I do! 

And my wife has left the bruises on me to prove it.  ;D ;D

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:48 pm
by Romulus111VADT

Bet you leave the seat up too, huh...... ;D

:D



Yes I do!

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:51 pm
by ShaneG_old
Even comes equipped with a Baday function so you can pressure wash.... :D



I really hope, I never get to experience one of those.  :-/

;D

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:58 pm
by Romulus111VADT
Even comes equipped with a Baday function so you can pressure wash.... :D



I really hope, I never get to experience one of those.

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:59 pm
by ShaneG_old
OUCH!  :-X

;D ;D ;D

I guess it's better than having the sidewalk wash from some homeless guy.  :o

;D

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:06 pm
by Romulus111VADT
Those Japanese toilets have automatic lids also. This could be a serious problem when your trying to stand and deliver. Then there's a malfunction and the lid starts popping up and down. Not a good time for big Jim and the twins the get slapped .... :D

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:08 pm
by Souichiro
Japanese toilets are brilliant!

One fountain for the rear exit and one for the ladies as well...... Now press the wrong one as a male......and your balls will be very very wet....but fortunately the toilet will blow dry them as well.....and they come with heated seating as well!  ;D


Loved them when I was in Japan....and didn't even press the lady wash!

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:22 pm
by ShaneG_old
Imagine how confused the average american would be if confronted with such a device.  ;D

I can think of a few though, that would probably abuse that blow dry function.  :-/

:D :D

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:38 pm
by CD.
If I were to encounter the unthinkable, ie running out of lavatory consumables, I'd head straight to the internet, load up an un-named forum, pick a page and print it off. Far quicker than a walk to the shops (impersonating John Wayne) and much more satisfying...

;D

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:19 pm
by TacitBlue
Yea, I get that car wash type of visual.

The problems of whether to wax or the underbody spayed with anti-rust treatment.

The ole beater brushes come up and ..... :o .....scrub everything squeaky clean then the..... :D.....blow dryer...... :)

;D




Freudian slip? ;D ;D

Perhaps it was caused by the thought of having you're unmentionables attacked by a car wash? :-X

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:37 pm
by CD.
I remember once over-hearing a conversation between two old ladies on a market a few years ago...

1: "Ooooh.. look. Toilet brushes on special offer"
2: "Don't bother, they might be cheap but they're no good"
1: "Why?"
2: "I bought one last week... I'm persevering, but the old man's gone back to paper....."

;)

Take your time...

Re: Ya gotta hate it when this happens

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:06 pm
by Romulus111VADT
Yea, I get that car wash type of visual.

The problems of whether to wax or the underbody spayed with anti-rust treatment.

The ole beater brushes come up and ..... :o .....scrub everything squeaky clean then the..... :D.....blow dryer...... :)

;D




Freudian slip? ;D ;D

Perhaps it was caused by the thought of having you're unmentionables attacked by a car wash? :-X


lmao, that was suppose to be "sprayed".... :-[

Spaying is for females and neutering is for males, a eunuch in human males, aka a very depressed man.... ;)