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[color=#000000]This is multiple choice.

For most people, there are times when your trip to the porcelain throne is an extended one.
How do you pass the time? Keep it clean guys, no pun intended.

I try to remember what I promised the lady I would get done today. Morning shower.. I try to figure out how to get out of my promises. 

Blast dooks.... that's why I'm there!

Can we see the results?

I always like to pretend that I'm a gargoyle perched on the edge of a building.

...Isn't that normal? :-/

I always like to pretend that I'm a gargoyle perched on the edge of a building.

...Isn't that normal? :-/

[color=#000000]I don't know about it being normal, but it is hilarious.

Can we see the results?

[color=#000000]Happy now?

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet....

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony....

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet....

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony....

[color=#000000]You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo.

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet....

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony....

[color=#000000]You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo.

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet....

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony....

[color=#000000]You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo.

Porcelain Throne Room?....

I call it my Library.

Most of my Technical book/magazine reading is carried out whilst perched on the most comfortable seat in the house.

The perfect shape for one's arse....

...trust me!... ...!

Paul... ... ....!

I wonder if Albert Einstein worked out the theory of everything, whilst sat on the Bog?

I daydream, but I do that all the time anyway 

I occasionally strain... ...!

Paul....That's better!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

I occasionally strain... ...!

Paul....That's better!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Isn't it disappointing when after all that, you just fart....

Hey, anyone remember that ole literary classic, "Race to the Outhouse"? Written by Will E. Makit and illustrated by Betty E. Wont.....

yep and the classic, "Under the Bleachers" written by Seymore Butts. 

Great reading for the porcelain throne room....