Oddest ad ever!!
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:28 am
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Oddest ad ever!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:28 amRe: Oddest ad ever!!
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:39 amHas anyone got a Liver to sell?
I'm preparing Liver and Onions with vegetables for Dinner tomorrow, and my local Butcher's Shop is shut for the Week end...
...!
Fresh Liver preferred.
Kidneys will be a bonus!
Paul....
... [smiley=evil.gif].....!
I'm preparing Liver and Onions with vegetables for Dinner tomorrow, and my local Butcher's Shop is shut for the Week end...
...!Fresh Liver preferred.
Kidneys will be a bonus!
Paul....
... [smiley=evil.gif].....!Re: Oddest ad ever!!
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:23 pmHmm, replacement organs.... [smiley=evil.gif]
Wonder if this would cover "Clip-on, snap-on and strap-on"... :-/
Yikes, A "Captain Clip-on" convention....
Strap-on, strap off, the strapper...
Do I dare....the clap-on strap-on.... [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
This could be quite problematic on a night out on the town. I'd avoid the theatre or concert hall. A standing ovation could be hell.....
I'd better quit while I'm ahead.....
Wonder if this would cover "Clip-on, snap-on and strap-on"... :-/
Yikes, A "Captain Clip-on" convention....
Strap-on, strap off, the strapper...
Do I dare....the clap-on strap-on.... [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
This could be quite problematic on a night out on the town. I'd avoid the theatre or concert hall. A standing ovation could be hell.....
I'd better quit while I'm ahead.....
Re: Oddest ad ever!!
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:39 pm I hope they wait untill your dead..Re: Oddest ad ever!!
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:17 pmprobably the situation before they're out the door... with the money -- should have known they'd stiff you.
8-)
Re: Oddest ad ever!!
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:35 pmShady Guy: You want to buy organ? Fresh and cheap, ready for transplant.
Fry: Ooh! What's this?
Shady Guy: Ah! Is X-ray eyes. See through anything.
Fry: Wait a minute! This says Z-ray.
Shady Guy: Z is just as good. In fact, is better. Is two more than X
Fry: Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills.
Shady Guy: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?
Fry: Can't imagine why I would.
Shady Guy: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week
Fry: Ooh! What's this?
Shady Guy: Ah! Is X-ray eyes. See through anything.
Fry: Wait a minute! This says Z-ray.
Shady Guy: Z is just as good. In fact, is better. Is two more than X
Fry: Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills.
Shady Guy: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?
Fry: Can't imagine why I would.
Shady Guy: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week