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Here I thought after a 60 years of practise, I could fart with the best of them. Now I see I need read up on newer techniques. OMG, will there be a test!

What ya wanna bet someone will come out with an instructional video. 

New kids show, "The little fart that could." I'd be worried about the "could" part, they can do allot of things...

I'm guessing that Fozzer will find this interesting.

and this:

http://farts.typepad.com/farts/fart_pictures/

http://www.fart.com/

They even have farts for your IPhone....

;D ;D


I guessing that Fozzer will find this interesting.

An old Fozzer saying...>>>

"Where-ere you be.....

.....let the wind go free"... ....

Works for me!... ..!

Paul....Opppsss....Pardon!... ...!

;D ;D


I guessing that Fozzer will find this interesting.

An old Fozzer saying...>>>

"Where-ere you be.....

.....let the wind go free"... ....

Works for me!... ..!

Paul....Opppsss....Pardon!... ...!

My uncle use to say, "Better to fart and bare the shame; than not to fart and bare the pain." 

LOL, reminds me of the time that I successfully blamed a fart on a cat.

P.S. I checked out that wiki page, this part at the end caught me off guard:
"See also-
Dutch Oven (practical joke)"

Man who lay fart in church, sits in his own pew!

Another addition to the great works of literature

Another addition to the great works of literature

Bet these would make some funny audio books.....