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3 - 6 - 9

Postby Capt.Propwash » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:40 pm

a man and his son walk into a drug store and happen to walk down the isle that has condoms.  The little boy points and asks his dad "What are these and what do people use them for?"

The dad says "Grown ups use them when they have sex so that they can be safe."

The little boy notices there are 3 different kinds and says, "Dad, why do these only have 3 in the box?"

The dad says "Those are for highschool boys. One for Friday, One for Saturday, and One for Sunday"

Little boy points out the pack of 6, and inquistively asks "why does this one have only 6 in it?"

Those are for college guys.. 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, 2 for Sunday.

"Ok" says the little boy.  "Why does this one have 12 in it?" Pointing out the 12 pack.

The dad replies, "that one is for Married Men....






1 for January

1 for Februrary

1 for March

1 for April.... ETC
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Re: 3 - 6 - 9

Postby patchz » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:07 pm

;D ;D ;D
Actually, I think a four pack was more in order.
1 for Jan - Mar
1 for Apr - Jun
1 for July - Sept
1 for Oct - Dec
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Re: 3 - 6 - 9

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:41 pm

;D ;D ;D
Actually, I think a four pack was more in order.
1 for Jan - Mar
1 for Apr - Jun
1 for July - Sept
1 for Oct - Dec
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All too correct I'm afraid... :'(..... ;)
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