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It Pays To Be Able To Speak Newfinese.


A Newfoundland fisherman was walking along and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Newfoundland man shouts: "Eh By'e dunt be drinkin out a der pond dar.Tis like da out-ose!" (which means: "Don't drink the water.. The cows, horses and pigs have pooped in it."
The Mainlander shouts back: "I'm a tourist from away.  I don't understand your Newfoundland gibberish. Can you speak English?


The Newfoundlander shouts back.
"Use two hands, you'll get more!!" 

Typical farmer type.

Thank you so much, Larry! For not telling me you've heard it years ago.

Love it....

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

Typical farmer type.

Thank you so much, Larry! For not telling me you've heard it years ago.

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.