The President,The Pope,The smartest man in the world and a hippy are all on an airplane when the engine fails.There are only three parachutes.The smartest man in the world says "Logically,the world needs me the most.Without me,the world could be doomed!"So he takes a chute and jumps out."On that note"says the President."I'm the leader of the free world and without me the world could be doomed!"And he takes a chute and jumps out."Well"says the Pope."without me many millions of religious followers will have no one to guide them and the world could be doomed!
"Don't sweat it Pope dude"says the hippy." I've got a chute,the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
by CHUCK79 » Sat May 15, 2010 7:41 pm 
