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Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:10 am
by Romulus111VADT
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice- versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.

He got an A.... ;)

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:17 am
by Fozzer
....the most wonderful containers ever invented...

...I reckon...;)...!

I wish the Milkman would leave them on my doorstep each morning... [smiley=engel017.gif]...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:20 am
by Steve M
;D ;D ;D Nice! One of the best I've seen for quite a while..

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:52 am
by Fozzer
;D ;D ;D Nice! One of the best I've seen for quite a while..


....."one of the best", Steve?.. ::).....?

To me, they always come in pairs!... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:59 am
by Steve M
;D ;D ;D Nice! One of the best I've seen for quite a while..


....."one of the best", Steve?.. ::).....?

To me, they always come in pairs!... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!



;D I've seen six of them before, but they weren't in as nice of a setting!    ;D :D

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 7:02 am
by Fozzer
;D ;D ;D Nice! One of the best I've seen for quite a while..


....."one of the best", Steve?.. ::).....?

To me, they always come in pairs!... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!



;D I've seen six of them before, but they weren't in as nice of a setting!

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:22 am
by a1
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great one...I mean two... :-X

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:51 am
by B_7772
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 7:51 am
by ozzy72
Classic, but I bet the marker was a bloke ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:31 am
by Romulus111VADT
Classic, but I bet the marker was a bloke ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Or a wannabe.... ;)

Re: Biology Class - final exam

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 8:03 pm
by Tomcat5
This reminds me of a story my dad told me about a kid in his class.