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Riddle

Postby skoker » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:59 pm

So brother asked me this question today:

"I have winglets, I'm large, and I ain't going.  What am I?"

What plane do you think it is?  I was way off! :P
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Re: Riddle

Postby patchz » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:00 pm

[color=#000000]Colonel Sanders.
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Re: Riddle

Postby Mazza » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:03 pm

A helicopter?  ;D
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Re: Riddle

Postby specter177 » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:10 pm

Any Airbus.

"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"
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Re: Riddle

Postby RaptorF22 » Sat May 01, 2010 9:09 am

Any Airbus.

"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"

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Re: Riddle

Postby B_7772 » Sat May 01, 2010 9:23 am

"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"

Blasphemy!
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Re: Riddle

Postby skoker » Sat May 01, 2010 1:40 pm

Any Airbus.

"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"

Close but no Cigar... ;D
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Re: Riddle

Postby ApplePie » Sat May 01, 2010 3:24 pm

A wind turbine?
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Re: Riddle

Postby skoker » Sat May 01, 2010 3:26 pm

No it's a real plane. ;D
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Re: Riddle

Postby Sytse » Tue May 04, 2010 12:52 pm

A380
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Re: Riddle

Postby skoker » Tue May 04, 2010 3:06 pm

Nope...  I'll give you one more try.  Hint when he said large, it wasn't quite as large as I thought. ;)
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Re: Riddle

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue May 04, 2010 3:59 pm

767-300ER.... :-/
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Re: Riddle

Postby ApplePie » Tue May 04, 2010 4:06 pm

A sailplane?
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Re: Riddle

Postby skoker » Tue May 04, 2010 4:52 pm

It's a TU-204 ;D
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Re: Riddle

Postby Ang2dogs » Wed May 05, 2010 1:29 am

And I was gonna guess,,,,,,,,,,,,,A Duck! ;D ;D
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