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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
25 to life would be appropriate..... Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask..... Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it..... Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser..... Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners..... Letterman

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers..... Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.....Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A:  America !..... Fallon 

[quote]Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers..... Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.....Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: