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Ground Support Logs

PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:26 pm
by B_7772
P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution logged by the mechanic.


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Transponder inoperative.
S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.
S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radio switches stick
S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

P: Brakes howl on application
S: Don't step on 'em so hard!

P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig
S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

P: Noise behind left panels. Sounds like a little man with hammer.
S: Took hammer from little man.

Got these online from somewhere.

Re: Ground Support Logs

PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:39 pm
by patchz
P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution logged by the mechanic.


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Transponder inoperative.
S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.
S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radio switches stick
S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

P: Brakes howl on application
S: Don't step on 'em so hard!

P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig
S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

P: Noise behind left panels. Sounds like a little man with hammer.
S: Took hammer from little man.

Got these online from somewhere.

I've seen these a few times before. They are still very funny. My Dad loved stuff like this. Matt should get a kick out of them too.

Re: Ground Support Logs

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:54 pm
by CHUCK79
P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution logged by the mechanic.


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Transponder inoperative.
S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.
S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radio switches stick
S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

P: Brakes howl on application
S: Don't step on 'em so hard!

P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig
S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

P: Noise behind left panels. Sounds like a little man with hammer.
S: Took hammer from little man.

Got these online from somewhere.

;D ;D  ;D ;D

Re: Ground Support Logs

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:07 pm
by Matty203
;D ;D ;D
Made me laugh!

Re: Ground Support Logs

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:10 am
by Shavron117
23 years as an Air Force aircraft mechanic. I've seen many similar writeups, lol.