Some goofy ones..
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:27 pmHEY! How is tear gas made? With farting onions!
What does a storm cloud wear under it's coat?! Thunderwear!
How do Rabbits like their beer brewed? With a lot of hops.
Why did apple cross the road? To get to the other cider!
I just heard that there's someone named April and she's a fool? Sucks to be her!
Why did the almonds go to the insane asylum? Cause they were nuts!!!
OUCH! I just got hit with a soda. Good thing it was a soft drink!
What's a cannibal's favorite game? Swallow the leader!!!
No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal!
Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it had a split personality! HAHAHA! Wait...why are you groaning & rolling your eyes?
What does a storm cloud wear under it's coat?! Thunderwear!
How do Rabbits like their beer brewed? With a lot of hops.
Why did apple cross the road? To get to the other cider!
I just heard that there's someone named April and she's a fool? Sucks to be her!
Why did the almonds go to the insane asylum? Cause they were nuts!!!
OUCH! I just got hit with a soda. Good thing it was a soft drink!
What's a cannibal's favorite game? Swallow the leader!!!
No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal!
Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it had a split personality! HAHAHA! Wait...why are you groaning & rolling your eyes?
