Some wise thoughts...
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:18 amCOWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Burke almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in Wales ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years, and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment.
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Burke almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in Wales ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years, and we're not using it anymore.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment.