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Never underestimate the stupid!

Postby expat » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:17 pm

A man calls ASDA customer service to complain that he got a pizza with no toppings only to realize.........

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Never underestimate the stupid!

Postby Rich H » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:03 pm

That's wonderful.  ;D ;D ;D Must have made the customer service guy's day.
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Re: Never underestimate the stupid!

Postby Steve M » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:26 pm

;D ;D I know you won't believe this.. but..
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Re: Never underestimate the stupid!

Postby patchz » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:03 am

[quote] ;D ;D I know you won't believe this.. but..
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Re: Never underestimate the stupid!

Postby TigerAl » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:04 am

;D ;D ;D

'There are only two things that are infinite ... the Universe and human stupidity - and I'm not sure about the Universe!' - Albert Einstein
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Re: Never underestimate the stupid!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:25 am

During my occasional Sunday excursions from England into Wales on my Motor-bike forces me to encounter these Folks.....

...unfortunately!... :'(... ;)...!

King Offa's Dyke still doesn't protect we English from their stupidity!... ;D...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

I think I should play a recording of this, every time I cross over the Border....just to remind me of what to expect on my journey... ;).... ;D....!
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Re: Never underestimate the stupid!

Postby B_7772 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:32 am

;D ;D ;D
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