Evil in a woman!

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Evil in a woman!

Postby theonecalled » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:26 am

There were 11 people hangin onto a rope that came down frm a helicopter. 10 men & 1 woman.
The rope was startin to fray so they all agreed that 1 person should let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped ;-)

Never under estimate the evil in a woman!
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Re: Evil in a woman!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:25 am

.....they are designed to outwit us, from the day they are born... ::)...!

...trust me!.. ;)...!

(Avoidance is the best policy)... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

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Re: Evil in a woman!

Postby patchz » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:45 pm

.....they are designed to outwit us, from the day they are born... ::)...!

...trust me!.. ;)...!

(Avoidance is the best policy)... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul... ;D... ;D.... ;D....!


[color=#000000]Yup, the first thing they learn to say is, "here, have a bite of apple."
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Re: Evil in a woman!

Postby H » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:22 pm

[quote][color=#000000]Yup, the first thing they learn to say is, "here, have a bite of apple."
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Re: Evil in a woman!

Postby Steve M » Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:24 pm

;D ;D I can relate to that.
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