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God and the Biker

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:32 am
by theonecalled
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,

Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want'.
The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.. Finally, he said,
'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand
our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking
when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a
woman truly happy.'
And the Lord replied,

'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:16 am
by B_7772
;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:34 am
by skoker
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:09 am
by ApplePie
;D ;D

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:52 am
by Sir_Crashalot
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,

"Please, give me a Honda..."

Carlo ;)

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:09 am
by Fozzer
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,

"Please, give me a Honda..."

Carlo ;)


10/10!... ;D..... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul....Honderized.... 8-)...!

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:32 pm
by Steve M
;D ;D ;D

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:59 am
by ozzy72
Harley=tractor pretending to be a motorbike!

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:13 am
by Fozzer
A Harley Davidson is a Vee-Twin.... ::)...

But do not despair!...... :'(.....

A Ducati is also a Vee-Twin!..... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!

Paul.... ;D...!

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:33 pm
by Sir_Crashalot
A Harley Davidson is a Vee-Twin.... ::)...

But do not despair!...... :'(.....

A Ducati is also a Vee-Twin!..... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!

Paul.... ;D...!


Technically Ducatis are L-twins. Any engine with cilinders at an angle of more than 45 degrees are not V-twins....

Ducati 1048R

Carlo ;)

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:17 pm
by Fozzer
My 1948, 1000cc Vincent HRD Rapide had a cylinder angle of 50 Degrees...

...and was always referred to as a Vee-Twin!... :-*...!

Paul....with a 180 Degree (firing angle) Honda Parallel Twin.... ;)...!

(CB500 RR)... 8-)...!

L-Twins are for Learners... ;D...!

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:21 pm
by Al_Fallujah
Are we about to start a Honda Vs Harley thread?

Re: God and the Biker

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:25 pm
by Fozzer
Are we about to start a Honda Vs Harley thread?


.....guess.... [smiley=evil.gif]....!

Paul.... ;D... ;D...!

PC v Apple MAC.... ::)...Bill v Steve....Tomarto v Tomayto....;D...!