Epic EULA

I used to have a link to a funny epic EULA, and it was really funny. About 3 word pages long.
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https://forums.simviation.com/phpBB3/
https://forums.simviation.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=83654
...and I used to know this really funny joke, but I don't remember it. It was really funny though.
...and I used to know this really funny joke, but I don't remember it. It was really funny though.
I believe the Mac EULA makes you promise you won't use the computer for making nuclear weapons. I can't think of a huge funny EULA though.