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How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:49 pmby Rich H
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1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with:
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:02 pmby ozzy72
I'm ashamed to say I did do some of these in my youth....
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:22 pmby a1
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:13 pmby Ang2dogs
One time we sent pizza to the chinese take out, and vicea, versa,( right in the same area), and sat back to watch the action!
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:38 pmby Steve M
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:39 pmby H
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation. With an equation? Why, so he can tell you, "OK. that'll be divided by eight."19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead. Yeah, I once got one that was still bleeding.8-)
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:02 amby beaky
They're all funny, but spend one day- just one day- expediting food orders on the phone or delivering them, and you will want to strangle the clever little rascals who come up with this stuff.
;D
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:35 pmby TacitBlue
Answer the door naked, that always gets 'em.
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:15 amby H
Answer the door naked, that always gets 'em.
Um, folks, it seems Tacit needs a good set of clothes for Christmas before he winds up finding himself in Blueball, PA. 
8-)
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:41 amby Jared
good list. sitting in my printer now so that I can keep them by the phone!
Re: How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:29 pmby Capt.Propwash
41. When placing your order, 1st ask if they have a 30min or less guarantee. If they do, tell them your address but add "and a 1/2" after it. then sit back and watch the delivery guy try to figure out where '213 1/2' is located.
if they leave, call back disgruntled saying you want your pizza for free but this time leave off the 1/2.
works at least the 1st time with every company.