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NASA sent a woman and 2 chimps into space. Radio messages were as follows:-
NASA to chimp 1. Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment.
NASA to chimp 2. Check trajectory and compensate if req using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3).
NASA to woman. Hoover capsule, feed chimps, TOUCH FOOK ALL!!!

*gets coat*

no chimp's where harmed in the making of this joke!

NASA sent a woman and 2 chimps into space. Radio messages were as follows:-
NASA to chimp 1. Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment.
NASA to chimp 2. Check trajectory and compensate if req using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3).
NASA to woman. Hoover capsule, feed chimps, TOUCH FOOK ALL!!!

*gets coat*

no chimp's where harmed in the making of this joke!

Blimey, John!... ...!

It doesn't look like you will be having a piece of skirt sat on your Motorcycle Pillion Seat, any time soon... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ... ...!

I'm not sure quite what to say. 

They were also the first two chimps to eject in a gravity free zone. The wrath of a spacewoman with a Hoover is beyond my imagination. 

Hmmm......

Does a vacuum work in a vacuum?





My head hurts.



cheers,
Joe

In space no-one can hear you clean