Nasa

[theonecalled]

NASA sent a woman and 2 chimps into space. Radio messages were as follows:-
NASA to chimp 1. Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment.
NASA to chimp 2. Check trajectory and compensate if req using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3).
NASA to woman. Hoover capsule, feed chimps, TOUCH FOOK ALL!!!

*gets coat*

no chimp's where harmed in the making of this joke!

[Fozzer]

NASA sent a woman and 2 chimps into space. Radio messages were as follows:-
NASA to chimp 1. Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment.
NASA to chimp 2. Check trajectory and compensate if req using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3).
NASA to woman. Hoover capsule, feed chimps, TOUCH FOOK ALL!!!

*gets coat*

no chimp's where harmed in the making of this joke!

Blimey, John!... ...!

It doesn't look like you will be having a piece of skirt sat on your Motorcycle Pillion Seat, any time soon... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ... ...!

[Rich H]

I'm not sure quite what to say. 

[a1]

[Steve M]

They were also the first two chimps to eject in a gravity free zone. The wrath of a spacewoman with a Hoover is beyond my imagination. 

[JoBee]

Hmmm......

Does a vacuum work in a vacuum?





My head hurts.



cheers,
Joe

[ozzy72]

In space no-one can hear you clean