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Postby H » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:08 pm

I wasn't sure where to ask these questions but, knowing this audience as I do and intending them to offer their own, this forum seemed as good as any. In my internet job search I came upon certain ponderable locations...

How cantankerous are people in Bullhead City, AZ?

Tiger Woods has been too much in the news... is someone confusing the name of Goffstown, NH, as Golfstown (Goffstown, to my knowledge, has nothing to do with the fellow, although it possibly has a golf course)?

Does everyone hurriedly dash down the street on horseback in Gallop, NM, or do they just have the trots?

How many people crapped a brick to build Bricktown, NJ?

Kissimmee, FL... Which end?


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Re: Cities

Postby Ang2dogs » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:30 pm

Nags Head, NC doesn't sound like a fun place for a dude!

and what ever you do don't ever ask them why its called Plains, KS ;D
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Re: Cities

Postby Steve M » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:56 pm

Of course the "in" place to be, Climax, Mich. USA
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Re: Cities

Postby patchz » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:28 pm

[color=#000000]The first to come to mind, is nearby, Soso, Mississippi.
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Postby Steve M » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:33 pm

[quote][color=#000000]The first to come to mind, is nearby, Soso, Mississippi.
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Re: Cities

Postby DaveSims » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:34 pm

Truth or Consequences, NM, what was going on when they named that town?
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Postby patchz » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:45 pm

[quote][quote][color=#000000]The first to come to mind, is nearby, Soso, Mississippi.
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Re: Cities

Postby Steve M » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:50 pm

;D NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
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Re: Cities

Postby H » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:18 pm

And then there is ...Intercourse, PA
Pray tell, their home team is not named "The Champions." I'm reminded of the long ago broadcast concerning a female golfer, whereby she was titled as the intercourse champion (as of this date, her record may well have fallen beneath a golfer of the other gender).

Intercourse, PA, Blueball, PA (these two need to get together)
Some time ago -- they're still in the same state.

Cut 'n Shoot, TX
Sounds like the name of their kindergarten but probably began with their Head Start program.

Looneyville, TX
Should I take it you've been there?
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Re: Cities

Postby patchz » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:44 pm

;D NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
http://www.americanprofile.com/article/1851.html


[color=#000000]I wasn't asking 'if', I was asking why.
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Re: Cities

Postby ApplePie » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:44 pm

Why, AZ
Dull, OH
Hooker, CA
Virginville, PA
Buttzville, NJ
Horneytown, NC
Purgatory, ME
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Postby patchz » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:46 pm

Looneyville, TX
Should I take it you've been there?
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Re: Cities

Postby Steve M » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:07 am

;D NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
http://www.americanprofile.com/article/1851.html


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Postby patchz » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:40 pm

;D NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
http://www.americanprofile.com/article/1851.html


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Re: Cities

Postby skoker » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:48 pm


Intercourse, PA

Never go through there too fast...

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