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Tiger jokes

PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:13 am
by ozzy72
One:

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Two:

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Three:

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

Four:

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

Five:

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn

Re: Tiger jokes

PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:37 am
by Mitch.
Too soon? ;D Love 'em

Re: Tiger jokes

PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:12 am
by aussiewannabe
;D ;D ;D

Re: Tiger jokes

PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:24 am
by DaveSims
Too soon? ;D Love 'em


What I find funny is how fast his wife was able to show up with a golf club to bust the window.  Part of me thinks the window may have broken before the accident.  ;)

Re: Tiger jokes

PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:57 am
by expat
Come back Mark..............you forgot your coat ;D ;D

Matt

Re: Tiger jokes

PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:08 am
by skoker
Some are funny...

Others are...

A swing and a miss? ;D

Re: Tiger jokes

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:16 am
by Al_Fallujah
An additional one I heard...

What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal pup have in common?

They both get clubbed by Scandivaians.

:D