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THE BADGE

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." Rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."

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ROFL     :P to the officer

I was expecting a field of mines, but a bull is good too.

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knew it was going to be a bull, but the ending is a classic!

[color=#000000]I saw that one coming a 'field' away.

I was expecting a field of mines, but a bull is good too.

I was thinking more like cow pies!

knew it was going to be a bull...

Why, was it an Angus, Max?

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Quite possibly, but being it was chasing a DEA agent, I wondering if it was being "GRASS" fed!