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..on my Trusty BBC Radio 2 today...>>>

Bill: "How many ears did Van Gogh have, Ted?

Ted: "Two".

Bill: "Sorry Ted....only one!".

Ted: "Buggar!....I was one (y)ear out!".

Paul...Boom..Boom!.... ...!

Edit: Ozzy's correction.. ...!

You coat is hung by the door, don't forget it as you pass

Matt

You coat is hung by the door, don't forget it as you pass

Matt

Tee-Hee!... ...!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/

Paul..."Today I will be eating...."...(Watch this space)... ...!

Terrible.

Nearly as good as my failure of Art in the third year at school. We had to write about a famous artist so I wrote about Van Gogh...

Vincent van Gogh,
Cut a bit off!
When they asked him why?
He said "Yer what?"

Didn't realise the art teacher liked him.... fail