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Postby Fozzer » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:09 am

..on my Trusty BBC Radio 2 today...>>>

Bill: "How many ears did Van Gogh have, Ted?

Ted: "Two".

Bill: "Sorry Ted....only one!".

Ted: "Buggar!....I was one (y)ear out!".

Paul...Boom..Boom!.... ;D...!

Edit: Ozzy's correction.. ;)...!
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Re: ....'ears a good one!...

Postby expat » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:56 am

You coat is hung by the door, don't forget it as you pass ;D ;D

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Re: ....'ears a good one!...

Postby Fozzer » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:02 am

You coat is hung by the door, don't forget it as you pass ;D ;D

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Re: ....'ears a good one!...

Postby a1 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:51 am

;D ;D Terrible.
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Re: ....'ears a good one!...

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:56 am

Nearly as good as my failure of Art in the third year at school. We had to write about a famous artist so I wrote about Van Gogh...

Vincent van Gogh,
Cut a bit off!
When they asked him why?
He said "Yer what?"

Didn't realise the art teacher liked him.... fail ;D ;D ;D
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