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Postby U4EA » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:19 am

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Postby Meck » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:11 am

I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???
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Re: Roses

Postby Fozzer » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:17 am

...Excellent!...Fantastic! ;D... ;D... ;D...!

...two alternative receptacles for containing Flowers.....

(1) Flower Vase.
(2) Use your imagination.... :o... ;)...... ;D...!

Paul.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

..guaranteed to keep me laughing all day, today!... ;D...!
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Re: Roses

Postby a1 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:40 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D


I get it :-X
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Re: Roses

Postby U4EA » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:03 pm

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I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???
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Re: Roses

Postby Fozzer » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:25 pm

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I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???
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Postby a1 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:35 pm

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I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???
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Re: Roses

Postby U4EA » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:37 pm

You are welcome! :)
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Re: Roses

Postby machineman9 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:39 pm

I'm sure that is on a birthday card somewhere  ;D

Good one :)
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Re: Roses

Postby Meck » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:33 am

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I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???
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Re: Roses

Postby Fozzer » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:45 am

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Re: Roses

Postby Meck » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:59 am


oh, rlly? Just kidding - of course i know what a vase is for usually... ;)


...alternative container...



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Re: Roses

Postby Fozzer » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:03 pm


oh, rlly? Just kidding - of course i know what a vase is for usually... ;)


...alternative container...



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Re: Roses

Postby expat » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:06 am

[quote]I'm sure that is on a birthday card somewhere
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Re: Roses

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:51 am

That is superb 8-)
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