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Posted: **Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:55 pm**

[color=#000000]Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.

Posted: **Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:06 pm**

Yeah... You go and leave now...
::)

Posted: **Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:00 am**

[quote]Yeah...

Posted: **Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:03 am**

Posted: **Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:31 pm**

The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is

Posted: **Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:39 pm**

[quote]The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:18 am**

[quote][quote]The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:27 am**

Classic.

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:38 am**

Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:17 pm**

Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

His?

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:40 pm**

Chuck Norris once went to the moon.

He walked both ways...

Leaving...

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:45 pm**

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg...

...I'll leave as well.

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:56 pm**

Chuck can lay a dozen eggs, already in the carton.

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:50 pm**

Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!

Posted: **Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:40 am**

Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!

Some of you seem to be one bird too stoned...

8-)

Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!