There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by going from house to house offering to do odd jobs. He explained this to a man who answered one door.
"How much will you charge to paint the porch?" asked the man.
"Forty dollars"
"Fine", says the man, and gives the student a paintbrush and the paints. Three hours later the paint-splattered lad knocks at the door again. "All done!" he says, and collects his money. "By the way," the student says, "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari"
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see", said the priest. "A man helping his fellow man".
As he walked away, one local remarked to the other, "Well he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing"
