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Miss Beatrice

Postby expat » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:01 pm

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Miss Beatrice

Postby Mazza » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:10 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Miss Beatrice

Postby Ashar » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:48 pm

Awesome ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Miss Beatrice

Postby B-Valvs » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:33 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

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