Nah...
...you cant beat a Cucumber, and a can of Mobil Oil for those intimate moments of reflection...

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I must admit, I do spend an inordinate amount of time in the Fruit and Vegetable section of Mr. Sainsbury's, waiting for an attractive Lady to pick up a pair of Water Mellons...

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My daily visit to the Fruit and Veg section, and my various comments to the browsing customers is getting dangerously near to getting me slapped/banned...

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..its fun tho'...

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Paul....

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-Y_JellyObserving the constituents which make up the product, it appears that they are very similar to the little extras I pop into my tasty Stews and Casseroles!..

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