The check-out
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:41 pm[color=#003300]As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as a woman placed the items in front of the cashier:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
She was a bit startled by this proclamation but, since she was indeed single, intrigued by the derelict
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
She was a bit startled by this proclamation but, since she was indeed single, intrigued by the derelict
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