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why did the chiken cross the road?

OK.. I'll be the one to ask. At least it isn't a knock knock joke. 
Why DID this chicken cross the road?  :-/

 

to get to the other side.

to get to the other side.

The question should be: Does the chicken know why it's crossing the road?   

Bicentennial Man (1999)

Sir: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Andrew Martin: One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.

Sir: To get to the other side.

Andrew Martin: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?

Bicentennial Man (1999)

Beautiful movie. 8-)

[color=#000000]He did it to prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

To watch a man laying bricks.

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."   

Welcome to Simv flyboy!

To get to the nearest FBO?

Leave the chicken be...

Why did the frog cross the road?

When you've figured out that,
tell me why the ant crossed the road?

8-)

the frog never made it to the other side, he always gets hit by the semi truck ----- Frogger; circa 1981, made by Konami, sold by Sega/Gremlin.

A lot of reaseons why  :-)

ESKOM        : I do not care as long as he saved 10% electricity crossing the road.
 
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER        : To get to the other side.
 
JAN F.E. CELLIERS        : Dis die hoender, dis die pad, dis al.
 
NATANIEL        : Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het. Ek dink dit was stunning.
 
NAAS BOTHA        : Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel Keer hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak is die telbord.
 
NELSON MANDELA        : It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow chicken.
 
PIETER-DIRK UYS        : Was dit 'n he-chicken of 'n she-chicken? Does it Pik?
 
ALLAN BOESAK        : How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for chickenhood be questioned? It must have "struggled" to cross the road.
 
DULLA OMAR        : I am sure the chicken is innocent. He did what he did because of the apartheid legacy.
 
NGCONDE BALFOUR        : The government will ensure that a fair quota of black chickens cross the road as well. Why should black chickens remain on this side of the road? I only watch black chickens crossing the road anyway...

TREVOR MANUEL        : Makes me think: we don't tax chickens crossing roads yet....
 
VAN SCHALKWYK        : Let's join the chicken and cross the road!
 
TONY LEON        : No matter where the chicken goes, we have the guts to fight back.
 

DESMOND TUTU        : We should have crossed the road with him. Together we will make a difference
 
THABO MBEKI        : I don't really have an opinion about this...
 
MARK SHUTTLEWORTH        : I would have paid a million to see the chicken cross the road!
 
MUGABE        : Stop that chicken! It must be repossessed together with the farm it belongs to. And the farm on the opposite side of the road, where It was going, and all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it's nobody's business what I do in my country. It is Britain 's fault for bringing chickens here anyway.

JACOB ZUMA        : The showers were across the road
 
MANTO        : Whish schicken (hic!) - I saw many ...pink shikkins

why did the chiken cross the road?

For fowl reasons.