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Golf on Sunday...

Postby patchz » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:51 pm

An unmarried Baptist minister goes on vacation but returns two days early. No one knows he's back, so he decides to go play golf Sunday morning.

God and St. Peter are watching with interest. On the next hole, the minister gets a hole in one.

St. Peter asks God, "Why did you let him do that?"

The reply?

"Who's he gonna tell?" ::)

If you're a golfer, you understand. ;D
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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby skoker » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:17 am

When I glof I get holes in one all the time...


Atleast when no one is looking...  ::) ;D

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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby H » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:29 pm

If you're a golfer, you understand.
When I glof I get holes in one all the time...
At least when no one is looking...
As backward as I can be, I gave up... I don't golf, I flog.


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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby patchz » Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:56 am

If you're a golfer, you understand.
When I glof I get holes in one all the time...
At least when no one is looking...
As backward as I can be, I gave up... I don't golf, I flog.


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[color=#000000] ;D I feel your pain.
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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby H » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:00 pm

If you're a golfer, you understand.
When I glof I get holes in one all the time...
At least when no one is looking...
As backward as I can be, I gave up... I don't golf, I flog.
[color=#000000] ;D I feel your pain.
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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby tcco94 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:28 pm

Varsity golfer as a freshman last year  :D ;D 8-)
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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby lunitic_8 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:50 pm

[quote]Varsity golfer as a freshman last year
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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby tcco94 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:12 pm

[quote][quote]Varsity golfer as a freshman last year
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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby Mazza » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:08 pm

[quote][quote][quote]Varsity golfer as a freshman last year
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Re: Golf on Sunday...

Postby tcco94 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:16 pm

[quote][quote][quote][quote]Varsity golfer as a freshman last year
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