'The ducks in the bathroom are not mine'
Not sure if anybody remembers, or has read the fantastic emails of David Thorne before, but he's off again - winding up his landlord about pets in his rented flat. Well worth a read if you've got 5 minutes spare.
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/the_d ... avid_t.php
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/the_d ... avid_t.php