Economic changes in 2009....
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:34 pmThe economy is so bad that
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama
administration aren't paying their taxes.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus
Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
A truck of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids,
"Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are
starving in the US ?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being
investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama
administration aren't paying their taxes.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus
Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
A truck of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids,
"Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are
starving in the US ?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being
investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!
Ethiopia...