Spare parts
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:16 pmGod had just finished making Adam and Eve and had a few spare parts left over.
"Guys, I have a couple of bits left over", say God.
"What have you got", asks Adam.
"Well", replies God," I have a penis and a vagina"
"Lets me have a look", says Adam all excited.
Adam looks at the penis and immediately wants it.
"The penis, I want the penis", says Adam, " I can wave it about, stand up to pee and I can write my name in the snow with it".
"OK",says God, "It is yours".
He then turns to Eve and says,"Sorry Eve, but you are stuck with multiple orgasms then".
Matt
"Guys, I have a couple of bits left over", say God.
"What have you got", asks Adam.
"Well", replies God," I have a penis and a vagina"
"Lets me have a look", says Adam all excited.
Adam looks at the penis and immediately wants it.
"The penis, I want the penis", says Adam, " I can wave it about, stand up to pee and I can write my name in the snow with it".
"OK",says God, "It is yours".
He then turns to Eve and says,"Sorry Eve, but you are stuck with multiple orgasms then".
Matt
