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Adam was walking around in Paradise, when God came up to him, and said:

"You're looking kinda lonely, Adam! I'll tell you what: I will make you an incredibly beautiful woman. She'll always cook your dinner, do your laundry, have sex with you, and do whatever else you ask her to."

That sounded great to Adam, so he said:

"That sounds great! But what's it gonna cost me?"

"It'll cost you your right arm," God said.

Adam said: "Argh, what can I get for a rib?"

I have always felt sorry for Adam, He had to make the first woman in creation happy! No one to go to for advice..

And than God asked Adam, Where is Eve?
Adam said, Well after we had sex, I sent her down to the ocean to take a bath.
And God said, OH Adam, I wish you hadn't done that, now them fish are gonna smell like that for ever!