The Innocence of Children

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The Innocence of Children

Postby Rich H » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:33 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8159985.stm
If only the world would work like that
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Re: The Innocence of Children

Postby Anxyous » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:32 am

"G: I would spend
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Re: The Innocence of Children

Postby Rich H » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:42 am

I like this one as well:
Do you know about taxes?
G : You pay something to the council or government and they give it to retired people.
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Re: The Innocence of Children

Postby charlesed » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:34 pm

I like this one as well:
Do you know about taxes?
G : You pay something to the council or government and they give it to retired people.


So we spend all our lifes paying people to not have jobs.. ;D ;D

I think I found the problem. ;) :D
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Re: The Innocence of Children

Postby Steve M » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:00 pm

This is possibly the best remark in the female category, as it has been around for eons!   ;D

G: I'd make sure I looked good so I could get a very rich husband who could pay for things.
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Re: The Innocence of Children

Postby EJW » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:15 am

My grandfather still thinks you can buy a house for that amount.
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