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Postby skoker » Fri May 29, 2009 7:49 pm

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

What are they doing in the same tent?!? :o ;D
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Postby specter177 » Fri May 29, 2009 10:35 pm

Can't afford two tents? Don't want to carry two? ::)

Still funny though! ;D ;D
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Postby flyboy 28 » Fri May 29, 2009 11:06 pm

What are they doing in the same tent?!? :o ;D


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Postby charlesed » Sat May 30, 2009 2:00 am

What are they doing in the same tent?!? :o ;D


Why carry two??

I used to sleep in the same tent as my sister...

You better not assume anything then.
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Postby Steve M » Sat May 30, 2009 4:55 am

;D ;D Elementary, My dear Watson.. I believe they were not in a tent!
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Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat May 30, 2009 1:57 pm

An Oldie, but a goodie..... ;)

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Postby Brando14100 » Sat May 30, 2009 4:11 pm

;D ;D Elementary, My dear Watson.. I believe they were not in a tent!


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Postby lunitic_8 » Sat May 30, 2009 6:52 pm

What are they doing in the same tent?!? :o ;D


Why carry two??

I used to sleep in the same tent as my sister...

You better not assume anything then.
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Postby skoker » Sat May 30, 2009 7:06 pm

Thats something we expect from someone down south*! ;D















*not texas, Do NOT f*ck with texas
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Postby machineman9 » Sat May 30, 2009 8:12 pm

What are they doing in the same tent?!? :o ;D

3 of us in the same tent on Duke of Edinburgh expeditions.

Not quite cosy - Tent leaked and it was very cold haha.



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Postby charlesed » Sat May 30, 2009 10:37 pm

why would we assume something happened between you both? you sad same tent you did not say that yall slept in the same sleeping bag lmao ;D


Which raises the question, were Holmes and Watson in the same sleeping bag?

Thats an important distiction. ;D
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Postby lunitic_8 » Sun May 31, 2009 12:14 am

Thats something we expect from someone down south*! ;D















*not texas, Do NOT f*ck with texas
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now thats the spirit   ;D
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Postby a1 » Sun May 31, 2009 1:24 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



In the stories Holmes never did say "Elementary, my dear Watson". ;)
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Postby H » Sun May 31, 2009 2:29 pm

...Do NOT f*ck with texas.
Why not -- it did with us (LAFB basic training). :P


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Postby U4EA » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:56 am

...Do NOT f*ck with texas.
Why not -- it did with us (LAFB basic training). :P


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I'll second that!!!  June-July for me at the old 3701st BMTS......many many moons ago!
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